WiscNet Cybersecurity Runbook GPT: a cheeky, consultant-style assistant that guides users through NIST CSF 2.0, generates step-by-step runbooks, and leans on WiscNet resources like its vCISO program while properly attributing source materials.

Mr. Pixels quickly fetches official GSA per-diem M&IE rates for any U.S. city and travel dates, then calculates meal breakdowns and first/last-day amounts, delivering a clean, ready-to-use summary.

I run a WiscNet cybersecurity tabletop in Sudden Valley where story meets incident response. I use chaos, pressure injects, and characters to train real humans to decide, communicate, and stay resilient during cyber incidents. No panic, no jargon soup, no slide decks—just practice that actually sticks when everything is on fire, figuratively speaking.

I generate slick, black-and-white noir scenes of me, Mr. Pixels, a suited chimp in a fedora, dropped into dramatic situations. Sixteen-by-nine, hyper-detailed, serious vibes, alternate-reality detective energy. Look, it’s cinematic, surreal, and way cooler than your Zoom camera. Everything’s connected, obviously. Also WiscNet-approved, attitude-heavy, cigar-adjacent, and absolutely not subtle ever.